Roosevelt’s Parents

Email us at rooseveltsimpossiblebucketlist@gmail.com

Hello stranger!

We’re Roosevelt’s parents and we’re desperately hoping that people like you are taking good care of our son.

As simple house bears, we prefer the quiet life. So we think what our son is doing is extremely dangerous and we would never even think about trying anything like it ourselves. However, we still fully support him and wish him nothing but the best of luck in all his endeavors.

Please make sure he’s eating enough, and getting enough sleep at night. Thank you!

With love,
Gerald and Martha

P.S. Tell him to floss!

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I’m Roosevelt’s mother Martha. I like reading, gardening, and crossword puzzles.

I’m Gerald, Roosevelt’s father. I like the Chicago Bears, the Boston Bruins, and the Memphis Grizzlies.

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Roosevelt’s parents currently reside in Escondido, California. They can be reached by email at rooseveltsimpossiblebucketlist@gmail.com